girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
I asked an old man: “Which is more important? To love or to be loved?”
The old man replied: “Which is more important to a bird? The left wing or the right wing?
I called your name in the dark,
I reached out for you.
there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.