whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times